Well, after taking a very long hiatus, I have decided to log the interesting things that happen in the hospital. There is usually never a dull moment...although I wish there was sometimes. As I write things that go on, I will keep patent's information anonymous...thanks to HIPAA, I wouldn't want to be in violation. :)
Here are a few things that happened last night:
1. A very confused 87 y/o man asked for a pony blanket. I told him we don't have pony blankets in the hospital, and he started getting agitated and mad.
2. I was assisting a patient in changing his colostomy bag. He was draining it and said, and I quote, " Oh, looks like dinner." Seriously, no joke. I couldn't stop laughing, unfortunately the putrid fecal smell was invading my nostrils in a not so pleasant way. The hospital must literally be serving "crappy" food.
3. I went into a patient's room who has a brain degenertaive condition similar to Lou Gehrigs disease. While I was changing him, he spanked my bottom! Apparently he does this to everyone he comes in contact with. Next time I went in there I told him, "No hanky-panky business."
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2 comments:
So funny! Thanks for a good laugh today!
glad you're back! love the tidbits! don't know how you do it though, i think i would throw up changing someones colostomy bag! and the guy spanking you? hilarious.
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